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Dill Pickle Dip
Vegan. House-made, with Rudz potato chips.
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$7.00 |
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Lettuce Wraps
House smoked chicken, fresh herbs, peanuts, celery, and golden rasins.
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$10.00 |
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3 Amigos
Vegan. Sampler of our house-made queso, Jorge’s salsa, and black beans, served with chips.
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$10.00 |
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Chips Y Queso
Vegan.
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$8.00 |
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Black Bean Nachos
Vegetarian. Vegan. Stadium style nachos with black beans, lime crema, house-made queso, avocado puree, and Jorge's salsa.
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$11.00 |
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Mac & Cheese
Vegan. Better than your mama’s. Go ahead and tell her we said that.
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$8.00 |
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Nuts & Bolts
Vegan. The fryer strikes back. Still all fried, all the time. Pick three and lose your mind: onions, fries, cheese, okra.
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$13.00 |
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Spinach Artichoke Dip
Vegan. We make it here. With lots of different cheeses. Served with tortilla chips.
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$11.00 |
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Not-A-Shitty-House Salad
Vegan. Power greens, pears, minced garlic, shallot, dairymaids marinated sheep’s milk cheese, toasted pine nuts, chili flake, badass house croutons, sherry-thyme vinaigrette.
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$12.00 |
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Not-a-Shitty-House-Salad
Vegetarian. Power greens, pears, minced garlic, shallot, Dairy Maids marinated sheep's milk cheese, toasted pine nuts, chili flake, badass house croutons, sherry-thyme vinaigrette.
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$12.00 |
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Caesar Salad
Heritage romaine, house-made caesar, badass house croutons, DOP parm.
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$10.00 |
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Witches
Served with fries.
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12-Day Pastrami by-the-Pound
Per pound. Take it home. Make your own witches.
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$23.00 |
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BLT Redux
Applewood smoked bacon, hydro bib lettuce, tomato, DOP parm, herbed mayo.
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$12.00 |
↓-$1.00
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The Turkey
House smoked turkey, bacon, swiss cheese, hydro bib lettuce, herbed mayo.
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$13.00 |
↑+$1.00
+8.33%
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Gay Fil-A
Like the chicken sandwich at that famous place, but without the gay-hate, way more fabulous, and available on Sunday.
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$12.00 |
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Subby Sub
Vegetarian or vegan option. House-made meatballs, smoked marinara, goat horn mayo, mozzarella or provolone, DOP parm. Sub for beyond meat™ Italian sausage.
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$15.00 |
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Sneaky Veggie Witch
Vegetarian. Vegan. Beyond Meat Italian "Sausage", Calabrian mayo, caramelized onions, smoked tomato marinara, brick cheese.
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$13.00 |
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Clubbin
House smoked turkey, jambon de Paris, bacon, cheddar, hydro bib lettuce, tomato, herbed mayo. Be advised: it’s big.
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$16.00 |
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Fancy Af Grilled Cheese
Vegan. Wagon wheel cabbot cheddar, Anjou pears, house spiced pecans, walnut, and basil pesto.
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$14.00 |
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Spaghetti Grilled Cheese
Vegan. Spaghetti, smoked marinara, DOP parm, mozzarella, provolone on fermented garlic toast.
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$11.00 |
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Fancy Af Grilled Cheese
Vegetarian. Wagon wheel cabbot cheddar, Anjou pears, house spiced pecans, walnut and basil pesto.
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$11.00 |
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Parmaggeddon
Breaded chicken cutlet, smoked marinara, brick cheese, goat horn mayo, double stacked on a garlic philly roll.
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$15.00 |
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Cheesesteak
Marinated rib eye, onions, peppers, house-made cheese whiz.
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$15.00 |
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12-Day Pastrami
House-made short rib pastrami, spring fruit mostarda, dairymaids holy cow swiss, breadman baking co. marbled rye.
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$15.00 |
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Burgers
Served with fries.
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The Burger
Lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle and mayo.
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
Our food may contain peanuts or other nut products.
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$12.00 |
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Mushroom & Swiss
Sautéed mushrooms, caramelized onions, swiss, mayo, walnut, and basil pesto.
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
Our food may contain peanuts or other nut products.
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$13.00 |
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Patty Melt
Two thin patties, confit onions, pepper jack cheese sauce, and remoulade on Breadman Baking Co. jalapeño cheddar toast.
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
Our food may contain peanuts or other nut products.
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$15.00 |
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Taco Time
Taco seasoned patty, black beans, lettuce. tomato, shredded cheese, pickled jalapenos, lime crema, avocado puree. Sub queso for an additional charge.
Consuming raw or undercooked meat, poultry, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness. Our food may contain peanut or other nut products.
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$13.00 |
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Houston
12” round pizzas.
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Gains, Bro
Natural cased pepperoni, house made sausage, bacon
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$18.00 |
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Wakey Breky
Peppered cream gravy, mozzarella/provolone, bacon, smoked fingerling potato, sunny side egg, hot honey
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$18.00 |
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Chef Fave
Natural cased pepperoni, mushroom, feta, chili flake
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$15.00 |
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12-Day Pastrami (By-the-Pound)
Take it home. Make your own Witches
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$20.00 |
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Verde
Vegan. Stracciatella, arugula, shallots, fresh peppers, pine nuts, sherry-thyme vinaigrette.
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$15.00 |
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Chz
Vegan. Mozzarella or provolone.
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$12.00 |
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Bright
Vegan. Confit cherry tomato, marinated sheep or goat’s milk cheese, chives.
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$15.00 |
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Pepperoni
Same as above, and natural cased pepperoni.
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$14.00 |
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Pastrami
House-made 12-day short rib pastrami, pickles, house-made dijon or rye mustard.
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$18.00 |
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Pig & Potato
Guanciale, smoked fingerling potato, goat horn peppers, white sauce, mozzarella or provolone.
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$16.00 |
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Rudz Margherita
Vegan. Confit cherry tomato, marinated sheep or goat’s milk cheese, chives.
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$15.00 |
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Detroit
8x10” majickal squares.
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Buff Chix
Buffalo chicken, brick chz, sheeps/goats milk chz
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$17.00 |
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Picnic
Smoked potato, bacon, smoked sausage, brick chz, cheddar, herbed sour cream
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$17.00 |
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Brick
Vegan. brick cheese, garlic, chili flake, basil, oregano. Side of Detroit sauce.
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$15.00 |
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Traditional-ish
Brick cheese, natural cased pepperoni, Detroit sauce, fresh oregano, chili flake.
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$16.00 |
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Meatball
House-made meatballs, brick cheese, goat horn peppers, smoked marinara, DOP parm.
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$17.00 |
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Sausage-ish
House-made sausage, brick cheese, fresh basil, candied orange peel, Detroit sauce.
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$16.00 |
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Compote
Bacon, pure luck texas chevre, brick cheese, smoked berry compote, spiced pecans.
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$17.00 |
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Brisket
House smoked 36-hr brisket, brick cheese, pickled jalapeños, brisket jus.
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$20.00 |
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House Made Ice Cream
Three scoops.
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| Hot Honey Spiced Pecan Black Pepper | $6.00 |
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| Turkey Fat Caramel & Rum Raisins (Booze) | $6.00 |
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| Rumchata (Booze) | $6.00 |
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Fish & Chips
Tempura battered cod, fries, house-made tartar sauce, powdered malt vinegar.
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$16.00 |
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Chicken Finger Basket
Brined, and house breaded chicken served with fries, side of honey mustard, and breadman baking co. jalapeño cheddar toast.
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$12.00 |
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Fish Tacos
Fried fish taco, rudz slaw, buttermilk cumin dressing, side of beans, and Jorge's salsa.
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$15.00 |
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Bucatini & Meatballs
Boh Pasta Co. bucatini, all-beef meatballs, smoked marinara, dop parm, chili flake.
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$13.00 |
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Chicken Parm Pasta
Boh Pasta Co. bucatini in fermented garlic-thyme butter, smoked tomato marinara, brick cheese, dop parm.
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$16.00 |
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Chicken & Mushroom Alfredo
BOH Pasta Co. bucatini, chicken and sautéed mushrooms in Parmesan cream sauce, capers, nutmeg, lemon zest.
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$15.00 |
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Presto! Pesto
Vegan. Boh Pasta Co. bucatini, mushrooms, walnut, and basil pesto, dairymaids marinated sheep’s milk cheese, capers, toasted pine nuts.
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$14.00 |
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Pasta Primavera-Ish
Vegetarian, vegan. Roasted garlic oil, sautéed mushrooms, Roma tomatoes, fresh basil, capers, chili flake, minced garlic.
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$13.00 |
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Pasta Prima-Vegan-Vera
Vegetarian. Vegan. Roasted garlic oil, sautéed mushrooms, Roma tomatoes, fresh basil, capers, chili flake, minced garlic.
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$13.00 |
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| Rudz Potato Chips | $5.00 |
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| Side Salad | $5.00 |
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| Black Beans | $3.00 |
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| Tots Basket | $7.00 |
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| Fries Basket | $5.00 |
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| Chips & Jorge’s Salsa | $5.00 |
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