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It’s Brownies B*tch
Double choc brownies, with a choc drizzle and toasted marshmallow. Give me give me smore, give me smore, give me give me smore!
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The Best F*cking Cheesecake Ever
Lemon vanilla bean cream cheese on a gingernut base – made with actual cream cheese by actual hands – not powdered premix bullcrud made by machines. Enough for 2 people, or 1 baller.
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Carrot Cake
It’s a classic for a reason! Super moist cake, lemon cream cheese toppings, nuts, and edible flowers.
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$11.00 |
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Customise Your Cupcake
Wanna tell your ex to get f*cked? Or wish someone a happy B-day? Or just cheer someone the f*ck up if they’re having a sh!t day? You can put whatever message you like on top of a cake or cupcake and brighten someone’s day right up.
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Gluten Free Brownies
We’re not a gluten free kitchen… but we’ve done our bloody best to make sure there’s no gluten in this chocolate bar of above average chocolate-ness. 1 Brownie per serve.
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Big @ss Cupcakes
Sometimes they’re vanilla pancake bases, sometimes they’re caramel, sometimes they’re chocolate – you’ll get what you’re given and you will love it, we promise!
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It’s Brownies B*tch (Menu)
Double choc brownies, with a choc drizzle and toasted marshmallow. Give me give me smore, give me smore, give me give me smore!
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Lemon Party Yoghurt Cake
It’s tangy and smooth, light and fluffy and an all round good time! 1 slice per serve.
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$11.00 |
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Naughty Nana’s Apple Tea Cake
Just like Grandma used to make, sweet Granny Smith apples mixed through a traditional tea cake.
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The Best F*cking Cheesecake Ever (Menu)
Lemon vanilla bean cream cheese on a gingernut base – made with actual cream cheese by actual hands – not powdered premix bullcrud made by machines. Enough for 2 people, or 1 baller.
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$19.00 |
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Tira Ma Brownie
Salted caramel cookie crumbs, caramel drizzle, melted dark chocolate, espresso cream, and smashed up double choc brownie... Need we say more?
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Carrot Cake (Menu)
It’s a classic for a reason! Super moist cake, lemon cream cheese toppings, nuts, and edible flowers.
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$11.00 |
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Banana Bread (GF)
It’s gluten free… but it doesn’t taste like it! Heat it up and lather some butter on that b*tch
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Mac Daddy Macaroons
Little balls of happiness to put in your mouth! You can’t order just one… you just can’t.
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$3.50 |
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Mystery Cake
No clue what you want? We’ll decide for you! It could be something on the menu, or something amazing and random we have whipped up that day... Live dangerously!
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$11.00 |
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Customise Your Cupcake (Menu)
Wanna tell your ex to get f*cked? Or wish someone a happy B-day? Or just cheer someone the f*ck up if they’re having a sh!t day? You can put whatever message you like on top of a cake or cupcake and brighten someone’s day right up.
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Jar Fillers
We always have random delicious little things in our jars. Could be cookies, could be mini meringues, could be jammy things… who knows. It’s a lucky dip of deliciousness – 3 of our jar fillers coming at ya!
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Gluten Free Brownies (Menu)
We’re not a gluten free kitchen… but we’ve done our bloody best to make sure there’s no gluten in this chocolate bar of above average chocolate-ness. 1 Brownie per serve.
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$8.00 |
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Milk & Cookies
The ultimate comfort order… 3 cookies from our ever changing cookie jars, and a bottle of either chocolate, strawberry or plain milk.
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$12.00 |
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Oreo Cheesecake
A sh!t tonne of oreos, blended by hand into cream cheese and set on a golden syrup cookie base
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Caramellow Cheesecake
salted caramel cream cheese on a golden syrup cookie base – topped with caramel sauce and a poor man’s Blinky Bill
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$19.00 |
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Top Deck Cheesecake
dark choc ganache cream cheese, white choc ganache cream cheese on a golden cookie crumb base
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$19.00 |
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Curse Cookies
They’re the most adorable, sparkly cookies.. with the most horrible sh!t written on them. Impress your friends and make your family cry with half a dozen of these b@d boys!
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Chocolate & Sh!t
No one was ever made happy with a “slither of cake”…. We say FCUK THAT… eat your feelings with this giant slice of happiness!
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C0CK Pops
They’re a mix of chocolate and vanilla cake pops, expertly moulded into anatomically envious masterpieces… what can we say…. We’re great with our hands…
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Vegan Something
Here’s something for all you tree hugging hippies out there… or just anyone who loves a good slice of cake without the emotional turmoil that follows… It’s a thick slice of our alternating vegan loaf flavours, finished with whipped dairy free icing and other yummy guilt free sh!t. 1 slice per serve
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$11.00 |
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