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2808 Hoyt Avenue,
Everett,
WA,
98201,
US
NO SOUP FOR YOU! Muthahuggas...
16 oz. or 32 oz. Made with real bone broth so lots of collagen for joint and skin health. Special Chinese ginger and garlic in broth makes dick get hard and stay that way, if that's a problem. Comes with seasonal veggies. so you get some fiber to help you poop better.
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Beef (16 Oz)
Are you the Master of your Domain? Are you? Made with slow cooked and well marbled chuck round.
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$6.00 |
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Beef (32 Oz)
Are you the Master of your Domain? Are you? Made with slow cooked and well marbled chuck round.
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$10.00 |
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Chicken or the Egg? (16 Oz)
Which came first? WHICH CAME FIRST!!! or NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
Two poached eggs and chicken in this one, no need to choose.
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$5.00 |
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Chicken or the Egg? (32 Oz)
Which came first? WHICH CAME FIRST!!! or NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
Two poached eggs and chicken in this one, no need to choose.
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$9.00 |
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Salmon (16 Oz)
Wild salmon.
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$6.00 |
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Salmon (32 Oz)
Wild salmon.
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$10.00 |
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Vegan (16 Oz)
Veggie sesame broth. Examples include Coconut Carrot, Tomato Soup, Ginger Broccoli.
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$5.00 |
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Vegan (32 Oz)
Veggie sesame broth. Examples include Coconut Carrot, Tomato Soup, Ginger Broccoli.
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$9.00 |
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Weirder than the "Bubble Boy" Shit
90s was known for increasing acceptance of weird shit. So we're back with more weird shit that's going to piss off a lot of Woke-a-Dopes.
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How to Cook Like a Racist
In the age of identity politics. Do you cook like a racist without realizing it? Want to know how to cook like a racist? Want to look cool carrying this book around?
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How to Eat Like an Asshole
Do you eat like an asshole? How do you know if you eat like an asshole? The Soup Nazi mercilessly dissects American dining etiquette and American manners in general to reveal cultural idiosyncracies many don't notice. This book explains why what's typically considered as elegant and graveful, as good manners and fine taste, are actually signs of stupidity and depracity.
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$12.00 |
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Juice Nazi Seeks Head of Secret Police
The story behind The Soup Nazi Kitchen. It begins with the Juice Nazi pissing people off for over a decade. Will you find his application questions offensive or funny? Find out if the Juice Nazi thinks you're batshit crazy.
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Pineapple Hearts
8 oz pineapple soaked in beet and ginger juice. Romantic! Kinda romance Kramer would give.
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Pineapple Penises
Penises that taste like pineapple.
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$5.00 |
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T-Shirt (Large)
You know you want to wear this at an Antifa rally. 100% cotton, unisex. 6'0" , 170 lb male = large.
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$20.00 |
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T-Shirt (Medium)
You know you want to wear this at an Antifa rally. 100% cotton, unisex. 6'0" , 170 lb male = large.
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$20.00 |
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T-Shirt (Small)
You know you want to wear this at an Antifa rally. 100% cotton, unisex. 6'0" , 170 lb male = large.
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$20.00 |
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T-Shirt (XL)
You know you want to wear this at an Antifa rally. 100% cotton, unisex. 6'0" , 170 lb male = large.
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$20.00 |
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T-Shirt (XXL)
You know you want to wear this at an Antifa rally. 100% cotton, unisex. 6'0" , 170 lb male = large.
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$22.00 |
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24 Oz "Cantstandja" Smoothies
Made with fresh fruits and vegetables, none of the concentrated/frozen/syrup shit other places put in theirs. Some have vodka.
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The Kramer
Apple, pineapple, banana, orange, vodka
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$10.00 |
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The Seinfeld
Berries, watermelon, pineapple, banana. vodka.
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Black Bean Brownie
Vegan and gluten-free, but it doesn't taste like a Hippie brownie, tastes more like a Redneck brownie. Buy it or you're going to have a nightmare about Kramer jerking off.
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$4.00 |
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Haagen Daaz Almond Bar
Vanilla inside.
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$3.00 |
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Raw Carrot Cake
Sounds gross but it's not. Raw carrot fiber bonded with raw honey, ginger-lemon-almond frosting. And a sprinkle of cinnamon. Elaine would buy this. Imagine her naked while eating this.
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$3.30 |
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Yada Yada Salads
Veggies are good for you, yada yada, eat them for healthy life, yada yada,
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16 oz. seasonal fruit
Pineapple and other seasonal fruit in a cup.
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$3.30 |
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Beet Salad
Pickled beets, ginger and garlic, parmesan, and walnuts.
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$3.30 |
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Ginger Chicken Salad
32 oz. Robust salads. Romaine, cucumber, carrots, almonds, pineapple, seasonal fruit, ginger soy dressing
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$7.00 |
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The Newman (Curry Chickpea Salad)
Chickpeas, tomato, cucumber, curry dressing
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$3.00 |
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Balls In A Sack
Two organic Wilcox hard boiled eggs.
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$3.00 |
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Perfect Bars
Peanut butter protein bars
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$3.00 |
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Sweet and Spicy Trail Mix
Blend of butter toasted peanuts, hot cajun corn sticks, honey roasted peanuts, almonds, pretzel sticks and honey roasted sesame sticks.
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$3.00 |
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Uncured Landjaeger
No nitrites or nitrates added.
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$3.00 |
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Newman's Leftovers
Nutritionally balanced meals. Served over curry brown rice and beas and seasonal veggies.
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Chicken Teriyaki | $6.00 |
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Corned Beef Hash
Served with coconut mashed potatoes, curry brown rice and beans, and seasonal veggies.
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$8.00 |
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Mexi Chicken
Served on a bed of curry brown rice and beans. And at least three types of veggies cause you should eat your veggies.
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$7.00 |
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Redneck Food (changes daily)
Comes with a pineapple penis! Changes daily. It's a mystery, so don't ask.
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$8.00 |
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Salmon Meal
Includes curry brown rice and beans, at least three seasonal veggies, and 5-6 oz salmon.
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$9.00 |
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Shrimp curry
Shrimp curry served with potatoes, carrots, yam, and curry brown rice and beans.
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$8.00 |
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Fresh juices
Vodka and fresh juice! Will you act like Kramer?
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Detox Shots
Double turmeric-ginger. Pineapple p*nis included. What Kramer drinks after one of his nights. Trust me, you'll feel better.
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$5.00 |
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Serenity NOW!!! (16 Oz)
Carrot, orange, and vodka.
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$9.00 |
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Serenity NOW!!! (24 Oz)
Carrot, orange, and vodka.
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$11.00 |
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The Festivus! (16 Oz)
Pineapple, carrot
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$8.00 |
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The Festivus! (24 Oz)
Pineapple, carrot
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$10.00 |
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